spinneryesteryear:

why aren’t magneto’s children called the maglets

myfandomtopia:

Music label: Bohemian Rhapsody is not a song teens will bob their heads to in the car

Teens, decades later at every party I’ve ever been to, when Bohemian Rhapsody comes on:

pulasski:

The Good Place as John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous Quotes

Eleanor: “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”

Chidi: “College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”

Tahani: “i am six feet tall. i lower myself, i go, “hi. knock, knock”… i say “knock, knock” out loud….“

Jason: “i thought i would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now”

Janet: “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.”

Michael: “brush your teeth and drink orange juice. that’s life”

WHY DID I READ THESE IN THEIR VOICES?

masked-mayhem:

depression: who would ever love you?

me: