k so I know in House of M au’s everyone like to make Teddy the Super Important Foreign Dignitary Skrull Prince but what if he was just like. regular Teddy. Growing up under Magneto’s rule, assuming he was a normal mutant. And when the truth eventually comes out suddenly Teddy finds himself being ‘invited’ to live with the royal family (cause like hell is anyone gonna pass up the opportunity to influence make friends with the heir to a galactic empire) and someone gets the BRILLIANT idea to try to set him up with their resident gay prince. So basically it devolves into this:
[Image: A digital drawing Charles and Erik with Wanda, Pietro, and Lorna as children. Charles is holding Lorna in his arms as she looks up curiously at him. Wanda is draped over Charles’ lap and Pietro is raising his arm to get Lorna’s attention. Erik is dodging Pietro and is looking down at him with an irritated expression.]