I’m following up on my post where I came up with ridiculous ideas for the twin’s new origins. Some of you guys had awesome additions to the list which I will add to the list:
9. They’re clones made by, uhm, *spins a wheel* ultron (from demisexualpietro)
(I like this one because it’s topical. Perfectly ties in with the upcoming movie)10. Graviton is their father.
11. Their father is a time traveling Tommy.
12. Rabbits forcibly evolved by the High Evolutionary
13. They’re a figment of everyone’s imagination
14. They aren’t actually twins-Mystique and Azazel are their parents therefore meaning Nocturne is a product of incest (numbers 10through 14 from kurt-banged-her)
15. They are spirits of the earth brought to life by Magda´s magic and evolutionary´s science. (from @megalucyuniverse)
16. Erik wakes up still in the camps, it was all a dream (from peppermonster)
(Now THAT’S a mindf*#k)17. These twins are clones of themselves. The High Evolutionary has still never roused Magda’s babies from suspended animation, but using their DNA, he cooked up the current twins and set them loose as a science experiment. This is why they’re prone to mental breakdowns, and why their powers have either intermittently shut off or gone haywire throughout the years: the High Evolutionary is terrible at his job. This is also why Wanda’s spell in Axis didn’t work on Magneto – she’s only a clone of his biological daughter. (from imoonlighter)
(I feel like that has a very good chance of being the direction Remender is taking)I’ll add more to the list:
18. Taking a cue from the space-horror movie “Event horizon”: a Kree spaceship went to the edge of space where the spaceship gains sentience. It crash lands on Wundagore mountain, the High Evolutionary goes through the wreckage and discovers Pietro and Wanda who are actually the soul of the spaceship incarnate.
19. Pietro and Wanda are brainwashed Skrulls
20. Pietro and Wanda are the biological children of Django and Maria (is that her name? I forget) Maximoff. The fact that they’re just regularly conceived children is why every other creations from the High Evolutionary is so grossed out by them (“You mean you were conceived through sex? Eeeew!”)
21. LATE ADDITION TO THE POST. Pietro and Wanda are not related. They were a married couple in the 19th century, but the High Evolutionary reversed their age to infanthood for an experiment. From their genes, he created Luminous, so she is in fact Pietro and Wanda’s daughter and not their sister (the only logical explanation for why she has both speed and chaos powers). By the time he tries to unload the kids on the Whizzer and the Maximoffs, he decides to tell the prospective parents the children are twins so that the parents will be forced to take both kids and not just one.
Pat on the back guys! I think we have some serious talent for coming up with shocking plot twist. We should work for Marvel. 😀
Oh, oh, I got it everyone!
22. Wanda is actually the Blessed Virgin Mary, and Pietro is Jesus Christ! The High Evolutionary worked with Doctor Strange to have the two reincarnated into vessels of his choosing, unaware how it would change their abilities! You see, rather than being a woman that gave birth to Christ, Mary, as Wanda, can give birth to chaos magic and changes to reality! Jesus was a lot more difficult to reincarnate, being the Son of God and all. As such, High Evolutionary and Doctor Strange were only able to return Jesus’ amazing super speed that made people think he could walk on water, that he could turn water into wine when he really quickly replaced it, and so on. Luminous, of course, is the Whore of Babylon as foretold in Revelations, before the end of days that is Secret Wars! Magneto is the False Prophet, and Hope Summers is the Antichrist.
Checkmate Remender!









