I now ship Polaris/Dazzler because my professor was explaining how different forms of media (VHS compared to DVDs, for example) were magnetic or light-based and all my mnemonic methods are relating things to nerd things
so …
that happened. It really wasn’t anything I was supposed to remember for class.
You are now legally required to create Polaris/Dazzler smut. Hey, don’t look at me, the law’s the law.