look. AU where this family is together living “normal” lives and teenage Auntie Lorna is the coolest aunt ever, like you talk shit about any of her siblings’ kids she’ll show up in the playground ready to Fight™.
“haha, what’re you muties gonna do, call mommy and daddy?”
“no, we’re going to call Lorna. TOMMY, GET LORNA.”
“wait omg wait please no we’re sorry we’ll leave you alone now pleasedontcallyouraunt”